Anyone who is friends with us knows at least two things: 1. We absolutely love Disneyland, and 2. Donald Duck doesn’t wear pants. Ever. Which I find hilarious but somewhat disturbing at the same time. Have you ever noticed that if Donald loses his shirt, he instantly gets embarrassed and tries to hide? He seems oblivious to the fact that he is constantly running around without so much as a little pair of duck shorts to keep him BYU approved. Case in point: Donald unwittingly sticks his head down an anthill, and of course the little beasties suck his shirt right off. He looks straight into the camera, turns beet red, and then grabs a barrel to cover himself. You can just see him thinking, “Thank goodness for this barrel or else I’d really be pushing the envelope of children’s entertainment!” Of course he ends up plummeting down Niagara Falls anyway, but that’s beside the point. The idea that I was exposed to partial duck nudity as a child is both shocking and totally awesome all at the same time.
But that is not the point of this entry. The point of this entry is to change your life. And to do that, you need to take the following quiz: Which Disney princess are you? You may find that the results radically change your outlook on life. When Sheri took it, she ended up being the beautiful princess Aurora (Sleeping Beauty), which of course was no surprise:
I somehow ended up being Grubriel – a cross between Ariel (the Little Mermaid) and Bernie Grubowitz (champion of the 1974 Southwest Wyoming Intermediate Racquetball League). That’s pretty cool I guess - I get the best of both worlds. I can smack a ball as hard as I can and it gives me the excuse to wear my protective seashells…
Enjoy!
Princess quiz:
http://www.greatestjournal.com/quiz.bml?Q=16354
6 comments:
I am glad you exposed Donald Duck for what he really is??? How do you come up with these things!?
I turned out to be Cinderella. I must of lied alot, because it said i was patient and my dreams would come true. Lies!
Comment #3!
By the way dave! I GOT A WII
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I am Mulan. Is this why I'm marrying an Asian?
I am Cinderella, just like Bryan (although I didn't lie). I don't think I like that, though.
"Dignified and hard working. With a gentle and soft-spoken manner you have something many people don't. Patience. Even through the moments of heartbreak you're still able to hold onto all of your hopes and dreams. Bide your time; your dream will come true."
See? Pushover!
Your Donald Duck obsession takes me back to Mr. Day's 8th Grade Geometry class where you begged and pleaded every day for me to give or sell you my Donald Duck keychain. It said "Megan" on it for Pete's Sake. I had no idea why you would want it. I didn't even really like it that much I just wouldn't give it to you because I didn't understand why you cared so much. Now I know. You just wanted to protect me from Duck nudity. I mean he had the sailor hat, the shirt, and everything (Daisy even wears shoes!) but no pants. I never thought about that before. Thank you Dave for trying to save me from an early introduction to cartoon duck porn. I thank you for being a friend.
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