Things we will miss:
1. Our own house. There was a period of time that we even started growing a little vegetable garden. But later we found out that instead of zucchini, we were growing a tarantula's egg sac. But believe me, it still tastes great in a casserole!
2. Free evenings. And by "free" I mean having the time to read Harry Potter until you're bleary-eyed and seriously wondering if you're a wizard.
3. A laid-back work environment. I think the term "beaten like a red-headed stepchild" actually originated from my school's clinic in Fullerton.
4. Dave’s BBQ:
5. Roadrunners. These little guys would pop up now and again, only to allow us a brief glimpse of how awesome they are. The only things cooler than roadrunners are bald eagles, condors, and possibly The Fonz. I'll bet this stud-muff gets all the little chickey-babes running around town:
6. Really nice patients. Even though the Indians didn't talk much, they were never rude and were forgiving of mistakes. And believe me, I made a lot of them - just ask One-Eyed Hector. After seeing me he needed to say goodbye to his dreams of setting up a needle-threading business.
Things we are happy to live without:
1. A neighborhood where it looks like everyone is having a yard sale. Every single day.
("Wow, I can't believe you've been having a hard time getting that dead yak sold! Think of the possibilities!)
2. The nearest anything is 20 miles away. Unless you count the “Sacaton general store” featuring pickled roadrunner and music by Peyote Pete.
3. The water. The floaties in the water were only the beginning of our problems. There was a period of time when we thought Sheri was pregnant, until we realized it was just a tapeworm. I have to admit, the thought dressing my new son in little onesie was just adorable:
3 comments:
Ahhh . . . I can just see the little tapeworm now. I'm surprised you even know what a onesie is! You're on your way to fatherhood. By the way, call mom -- she hasn't talked to you in days.
I actually had one of those little green worms when I was little (the one in the picture, not an actual tape worm -- that didn't come 'til my mission...).
Sorry I never got to call you back the other night. I'll try again soon. Peace!
oh my gosh. you're freakin' hilarious (emphasis on the freak part. love this blog,
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