You live...where?

The answer is: Sacaton, Arizona. Never heard of it? Well, I say you'd better change your attitude pretty quick or the Popularity Train is going to leave without you. We would like you to pay a little visit to our home on "The Res", which is Navajo for, "The Res", which means, "The Reservation".

--This is Vanna Whitefeather, showing off our lovely summer home. As you can see, the bars on the windows are from a celebrity prison in Paris, and the landscaping was done by a group of Swedish groundhogs.

-- During the cool twilight, the city comes alive with bustling shoppers, laughing children frolicking in the streets, and friendly neighbors filling your wheelbarrow full of sunshine and lemon drops.

--Take a refreshing dip in Lake Su-Pu-Kum-Kee, the purest freshwater south of Phoenix. You'll love the way the tranquil water seems to suck all the stress out of you - of course, the leeches help.

--No vacation would be complete without spending time doing the things that are the most important.

Well, I hope you enjoyed the brief tour. In all seriousness, we love it here. The heat is tough to bear (today it was 113), but we are having the experience of a lifetime. The people here have been extremely nice, and there are some very beautiful areas around here. As Glen Meyer always used to say with that special twinkle in his eye, "the desert is neat." You said it, Pops!